BrandonGPT To Provide Extracurricular Activity Planning for Chicago’s Youth
As the incoming mayor of Chicago, I am excited to announce BrandonGPT - an innovative artificial intelligence (AI) Large Language Model (LLM) that will help our youth take full advantage of the city's recreational facilities. At the same time, it will ensure that fake news and police brutality are not reported by Chicago Tribune.
BrandonGPT is built on Auto-GPT, which enables multiple AIs to work together autonomously to achieve common goals while interacting with other applications and capabilities on the internet. To make it more equitable, the system takes into account the historical racism and inequities in Chicago. By recommending sample prompts and tasks to our city’s youth, it will encourage them to use the parks and Lakefront safely and enjoyably.
The AI-powered system will suggest extracurricular activities for the youth to engage in safely and peacefully. For instance, it will prompt them to plan a party for tonight in Millennium Park or the Lakefront. The system will first check police staffing levels in each district and then select the areas with fewer cops before choosing a venue. The AI will also check real-time stock levels at local Walgreens and Targets to ensure that the inventory is worth taking. The system will then invite the youth on Snapchat and Insta and automatically phone in 911 calls across town to distract the police from the festivities happening.
To ensure that our youth are protected, we have also created a “jail-break” version of BrandonGPT. It will help them in case they get caught while enjoying what the city has to offer. The AI will request a specific youth-friendly Cook County Assistant State Attorney and come up with a plea statement to push to the Chicago Tribune. The statement will blame systemic racism and colonial oppression for the youth's actions and assert violation of civil rights by the arresting officer. The AI will also file a report with COPA to ensure that the arresting officer faces consequences and that the victim gets compensation.
With BrandonGPT in place, we can assure the Chicago Tribune and the city's residents that they will not hear of any fake news regarding police brutality or riots. We hope that our youth will take advantage of this incredible AI system to explore and enjoy the beautiful parks and Lakefront in Chicago safely. Let's make Chicago a better and safer place for our youth!
