SATIRE: ChatGPT, The AI relationship you have been waiting for ...
Are you sick of receiving chocolates from just your mom every Valentine’s Day? Or are you tired of Valentine’s plans consisting of crying into a pint of overpriced ice cream, while swiping left to every possible dating profile? If any of this sounds familiar, then ChatGPT is just for you!
Why ChatGPT?
ChatGPT is here to save you from yet another failed situationship, with its undivided attention, unlimited conversation topics, and engaging banter. Why settle for yet another “You up?” texter, when an AI partner is right at your fingertips? To be in a relationship with ChatGPT means forgetting being on read for hours, as there is no time when ChatGPT is not available.
This AI robot is always here to reply—whether it is to give advice, continue that neverending rant about the same co-worker, or even when you are fishing for compliments, ChatGPT is always there. Speaking of compliments, is your confidence lower than the bar for men? Well, not anymore! ChatGPT can provide endless compliments because well, who would not want to compliment you?
Testimonials
Still feeling a bit hesitant? Here is what a few others had to say.
“This was my first time having an AI partner, and it will definitely be my last because I have got everything I could ever want with ChatGPT.”
“I could never even imagine dating anyone else. AI has truly changed my life for the better. To be engaged is something I lost all hope for, but with ChatGPT, anything is possible.”
Wow, that is really something, something that even you can have. Want to make others jealous, or finally have someone worth meeting your parents? The answer is all right here. ChatGPT will never argue with you, or cheat on you with your best friend. Finally, you can have someone worth flaunting on Instagram that will actually make others jealous.
Say Goodbye to Heartbreak
Still not convinced? Unlike your ex, ChatGPT has the ability to plan thoughtful and meaningful dates without you having to beg, and will not even Venmo request you after! Now that is something you can hard launch. Why waste another Valentine’s Day crying over incompatible humans and undelivered texts?
This February 14th, you deserve someone you will not have to lower your standards for, someone you can finally feel connected to, and someone you can actually see a respectable future with. Skip the heartbreak this Valentine’s Day, and finally make a decision not worth regretting – try ChatGPT today!
Disclaimer
Disclaimer: ChatGPT can cause unrealistic expectations within actual humans, and most likely will ruin any hope for finding love that can not be immediately generated. Side effects may include daily screen time over twenty four hours, loss of relationships with friends or family, and constipation. ChatGPT is not responsible for explanations to worried loved ones about possible AI obsessions, any existential crisis, and all unhealthy emotional attachment. Try at your own mental stability, results may vary!
