ChatGPT describes how to butter toast in the style of Judith Butler ...
The act of buttering toast is not merely a neutral, mechanical operation but rather a performative enactment of breakfast itself, one that is inscribed within a broader matrix of cultural norms and expectations. To grasp this act fully, we must interrogate the implicit structures that render toast and butter legible as objects within the epistemological framework of morning consumption.
The knife, a seemingly benign implement, operates as an extension of the subject, its movements governed by the tacit knowledge of what constitutes an appropriate distribution of butter. But whose butter? Whose toast? And who determines the adequacy of coverage, the sufficiency of spread?
To spread butter is to engage in a spatial-temporal negotiation with the toast’s surface, a surface that, like the body, is neither neutral nor inert but already implicated in the conditions of its own reception. The butter itself, melting into the porous texture, does not merely adhere but interpellates the toast as toast-that-has-been-buttered, a new ontological state that emerges through the process of application.
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Yet, this process is neither universal nor without contestation. Alternative subjectivities and resistant practices—margarine, jam, dry toast—gesture toward the instability of breakfast norms, revealing the contingency of what is often taken as a given. In this sense, the act of buttering toast is not merely an individual choice but a site of discursive production, where the subject is both constituted by and constitutive of the structures that govern legibility, taste, and the performative materialization of the morning meal.
(Saw this on Facebook and thought I would share as I know how highly FWR values JB's thought process. Apparently there is a whole number of these, e.g., how to eat a banana in the style of Judith Butler.) This is both superb and horribly accurate (I say this as someone who has multiple humanities degrees - I don’t think it’s a coincidence that I now work on plain language and accessibility 😁). I love it! 😂
'Interpellates the toast as toast-that-has-been-buttered, a new ontological state that emerges through the process of application'. 😂 Actually, that bit makes sense, as buttered toast is not the same as toast, and hot buttered toast is not necessarily the same as either - proving the instability of toast norms 
Maybe I'd understand JB better if she wrote about toast rather than gender... 😂 Funny and dreadfully accurate as well. Thank you. Perhaps I should give her books a go, I nearly understood that. Then again, I'm interested in toast. Gender? Not so much. This is so good. I nearly gestured towards the instability of breakfast norms by snorting tea out my nose.
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