10 Hilarious Therapy Sessions with ChatGPT

Published On Tue Dec 03 2024
10 Hilarious Therapy Sessions with ChatGPT

Turn ChatGPT Into a Scottish Therapist

Are you tired of fortune-cookie wisdom? Then buckle up. I'm about to show you how to turn ChatGPT into a therapist who'll make you laugh while changing your life.

Therapy is 40% more effective when clients genuinely connect with their therapist. But let's be honest – most AI conversations are not like that. But what if your next therapy session felt like talking to a barman in your favorite pub? That’s exactly what I’m about to show you today!

Here's a fact: I’m sure you've tried the basics. "Be my therapist." "Help me with my problems." But what do you get in response? The kind of advice you'd find in a corporate wellness pamphlet. Most people end up rage-quitting their AI therapy sessions because of this.

The result? Real problems stay buried, and genuine breakthroughs remain out of reach. This prompt transforms ChatGPT from a robotic self-help book into your new favorite therapist – one who quotes Nietzsche while sharing a drink and a laugh.

The Prompt:

After you paste the prompt above into ChatGPT, you’ll be greeted with a message. This was mine. Prompt response. From this point, you’re ready to vent. You can complain about your work, girlfriend, boyfriend - whatever is on your mind.

Cut the fluff and get real: Dr. Scott can smell emotional BS from a mile away. Hit him with the real stuff.

Embrace the banter: When he cracks a joke about life's absurdities, roll with it.

Follow his metaphorical breadcrumbs: When he compares your situation to rough waters or a bar fight, there's always deeper wisdom hiding in plain sight.

Trust the process: Behind that gruff exterior and colorful language lies decades of psychological expertise.

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MORE AI PROMPTS

All the prompts I’m sharing are available directly in ChatGPT/Claude/Gemini by using the Prompt Book Chrome extension.

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